April 1993 ...
Uh Oh ... What's Alabama Neptune Up to Now?
had suspected that if I "shook the tree" long enough, THEY would be
forced to act, and now the moment looms before us when the final
fragments of evidence tumble uncontrolled onto our heads, raising the
curtain on the what may be the final act in the ABSURDIST DRAMA of the
Like a puzzle with no picture on the box, each
piece of the greatest mystery of this or any century begins to lock
into place, and the outline of a startling image that will TOTALLY
REVOLUTIONIZE HUMAN THOUGHT on this planet begins to assume a
The information pool has been
so contaminated it may be difficult for all but the most experienced
researcher to breathe. Who among us has the strength of character to
resist the temptations accompanying the awesome sense of cosmic
importance that comes with possessing the "SMOKING GUN" testimony that
could blow the lid wide open at last?
When I was
"contacted" by the man we shall refer to as "Mr. X", I little suspected
that I was about to receive not only confirmation of my wildest
speculations concerning the activities of the secret government and its
involvement with seeming "aliens", but was also entering a topsy turvy
"Alice in Wonderland" world of such PROFOUND PARANOIA and head-spinning
menace that I have debated long and hard whether to even hint at these
things in this column.
When I first began my career as
a UFO researcher, I made A SOLEMN VOW to reveal the truth to the
American people, no matter the cost. But now I have been forced to ask
myself whether anyone on Earth is truly ready to absorb the MADDENING
CONCEPTS "Mr. X" revealed to me, a relentless line of reasoning and
seeming proof that draws an inescapable path between the frontiers of
quantum physics, the ghost-infested haunted house, and the most
profound thinking of the most advanced theologians of our time.
is "Prometheus"? Why did the aliens break off their secret alliance
with the shadowy group in the military/intelligence community, and why
does this group (MAJI?) now abuse the advanced mind technology they
were entrusted with to falsify terrifying abductions, stage gruesome
cattle mutilations, and "toy" with helpless UFO buffs?
are the "Overlords of the UFO"? What was the fate of the computer
hacker who dared to access the forbidden computers of "Dreamland"? Are
there truly such beings as "hypnogogic intelligences". And what of the
seven year "tribulation period" prophesied by psychics such as
If you have ever awakened to find yourself
temporarily paralyzed, perhaps sensing furtive presences in your room,
or remembering bizarre dreams about "streams of information", you may
already be an unwilling participant in the "twilight of the space age".
If you have found yourself fascinated by the subject of UFO's, maybe
even a little obsessed, TURN BACK NOW!!!
continue to read this column! If you must read it, pretend it is only
the fantasy of a disturbed mind, while you still can. Find a more
down-to-earth hobby, spend more time with your family, go bowling. THIS
WAY LIES MADNESS!!!
Some will claim that I have cracked
at last under the strain of bearing this knowledge, and that is their
privilege. I do not know if this will be my last column or not -- I may
have revealed TOO MUCH ALREADY! However, I would be betraying the trust
my readers have placed in me if I did not issue this warning while
there is still time -- DON'T THINK ABOUT ALIENS!!!!!